The smell of shoe polish and summer,
The taste of dandelion and burdock lemonade,
The sun as rosy red as it ever was,
My grandmother’s arm around me
Kissing the top of my head,
The days of leaving home for school
Knowing everyone who mattered would still be there.
The Beano and Dandy on a Thursday,
Man from Uncle and Top Of The Pops.
One day ,
A long, long time ago,
I quietly passed perfection
And didn’t even notice.
bs2014
Sunday, 30 November 2014
Thursday, 27 November 2014
The Kiss
The last time I was home I gave my mother a kiss,
And somewhere, sometime long ago, she kissed my great grandmother,
Who kissed her brother just before he set off to fight in World War one,
And although he died a few days before the end of the war,
He had kissed a young French girl in a bar and they said that they would meet someday after the troubles,
And the French girl kissed her father and told him of the Scotsman whom she liked,
And years before her father had kissed the girl’s mother in a little hotel in London,
And that night they had gone to see Charles Dickens as he read from Great Expectations,
And the girl’s mother kissed Dickens and said thank you for the story,
And told him that her boyfriend had just asked her to be his wife,
And after that night's reading Dickens gave his daughter a goodnight kiss,
And his daughter kissed her pillow and dreamed of her one true love.
bs2014
...the revolution will not be televised......
All the junkies and the rat-runners broke curfew that night
and some even tried to jump the wall. There were three noises that broke the
quiet sky; the first was a ‘thuck’ as the dum-dum bullets entered the bodies
and then blew them apart before they had time to scream. The second was the
cries of ‘hallelujah’ as the lucky souls escaped over the bricks, some ankle
crashing to the ground on the other side. The third was the sad noise of those
who thought they had made it, just a little call of ‘halle….’ moments before
the sniper shot them through the head. It had become known as the Hallelujah
Night and it lived long in the memories of those who were there.
What had caused it? Well the rat-runners and junkies had
nothing left to lose - they had nowhere else they could go, except the other
side of the wall.
Once upon a time there had been the working classes, who,
for generations, had suffered at the hands of the elite and little by little
they had bettered themselves. They pulled themselves up the ladders and made
sure that their children were better off than they had ever been. And as they
were concentrating on their lives, the politicians grew grey and similar until
there was nothing left to separate them. And while the peoples’ backs were
turned, the criminals came in from the east and ran in the vacuums created by
the lack of government.
The middle classes grew fat and insipid and blamed
everything on those on the outside. Then one day, a man came and told them that
all their problems would be over if they ‘cleansed’ those on the outside. And
when those troubles were gone, they started on the middle-classes themselves,
picking off those with illnesses and those with weaknesses - and yet the people
at the centre were sure they would be untouched. But there would always be new
rules created for a new elite, and in the end most lived on the outside. The
junkies and rat-runners called it the Guillotine Factor – as the man who created
that particular way to die, ended up (because of the constant rule changes)
being guillotined himself.
So that evening, that glorious evening, when the revolution
came and the souls of the crushed said ‘no-more’, they regrouped on the other
side of the wall and knew that this was only just the beginning…..
bs2014
Wednesday, 26 November 2014
Me and Buzz and Thanksgivin'
It was probably a week ‘fore Thanksgivin’ that Buzz’s
maw was taken from the house for her own good – leastways that’s what the Sheriff
said. He never did explain properly what was goin’ on, and Buzz didn’t seemed
that much concerned.
The Sheriff then asked was it okay if Buzz came and
stayed with my folks: I was about to answer when Buzz dug his elbow into my
side and then winked at me.
Through a kind of searin’ pain, I managed to say that it
was no problem whatsoever as Buzz was always stayin’ at our place, in fact he
was really like one of the family, I added.
Now that wasn’t exactly the truth. Buzz had stayed once
at our home but after that night, my maw said if he ever came within hollerin’
distance of our place, she’d shoot him in the britches.
Which was fair enough considering that he had set fire
to our outside washroom or toilet (you’re welcome to call it whatever you want –
it was still just a heap of mess after the burnin’). To be real honest, I think
I bet my bestest pal that he couldn’t light the gases that came out of his
be-hind (I apologize real hard for that kinda talk, but you needed to know what
was goin’ on) – so I kinda felt guilty and all, ‘bout him get threatened with
shooting in the be-hind when it was his be-hind that I had gotten into trouble.
So the result was that my maw didn’t know that Buzz’s
maw was missin’ and all – leastways she wouldn’t know ‘till after Thanksgivin’
when she’d likely find out the story from the town’s one and only ‘Mary the Gossip’
(a badge she wore shamelessly proudly by the way). Buzz’s maw always gave Mary
the Gossip a whole heap of goodies to work with. Unlike Mary’s other stories,
she didn’t have to exaggerate when it came to Buzz’s family; those folks kept
the whole town talkin’ (another reason I was proud of my bestest pal).
Anyhoo – at this point my maw thought I was stayin’ at
Buzz’ maw’s place for Thanksgivin’.
Now you might think that my maw would have been real
sorry about that state of affairs and said that I was stayin’ home - but truth
be told, she was entertainin’ her brother and his family at the meal (Uncle Jedidiah
was preacher from the far north and his wife was an Eskimo) and me not being
there was probably a godsend as far as she was concerned. I mean she loved me,
let’s not get that point wrong – but sometimes my maw was pleased that I wasn’t
there (if you know what I mean).
So now we’re gettin’ to the part where I was meanin’ to
get to but tellin’ you all the rest got in the way. So me and Buzz realize that
we are gonna have Thanksgivin’ together – given that the rest of his family had
been farmed out to other unwary relatives and folks who deserved them.
“What we gonna eat?” asked Buzz, as he tried to smoke a
piece of macaroni and look all sophist-ti-macated. He’d tried to buy cigarettes
at the store but Mrs Tulip had said that she wasn’t gonna sell no cigarettes to
no child and any how Jesus was watchin’ her.
So that was when we made a plan to catch Big Bessie, the
biggest turkey in the world. Folks had talked about a ghostly turkey that lived
out in the woods and sometimes came into town to steal bad children (I ain’t
too sure how truthful that story is, as it might just be grownups just being
grownups – if you know what I’m sayin’.)
I mean those grownups had us kids
threatened to be stolen by everythin’ from gypsies to the circus, on account of
us being bad. No wonder we all growed up the way we did – kinda crazy.
Buzz’s idea was to dress up as a turkey so that Big
Bessie would think she’d found a friend and then we’d grab her. Buzz had said –
and rightly so – that chasin’ Big Bessie down with guns and stuff just didn’t work.
So me and Buzz built a real friendly lookin’ turkey costume
and hid out in the woods waitin’ on Big Bess.
Well it got real cold out there and with the two of us
sharin’ the costume, Buzz kinda made it smell bad.
“Shh, I think I hear somethin’,” shouted Buzz and sure
enough, he had. It was a big deer that started takin’ offence to this big
turkey lookin’ animal and it started buttin’ us and chargin’ us.
Man, we got out of that costume and those woods as quick
as you liked.
On Thanksgivin’ Thursday, Buzz found an old packet of
bubble gum and we ate that instead. We just sat bein’ grownups, chewin’ about
this and that, and Buzz smokin’ more of his macaroni. It was the best damn Thanksgivin’
we ever did have.
I kid you not.
bs2014
Tuesday, 25 November 2014
Captain Kidd and the Greenock Road
He never slept.
Or
at least that was the impression he gave and it had served him well
throughout his life. He might only have been on this earth seventeen
summers but he was brave, respected by his men and ready to face any
foe. Everything he did was in the pursuit of treasure and in the search
for those great adventures.
He
was Billy to his friends, at least the small number whom he trusted,
but to his enemies and his crew he was Captain William Kidd; seadog,
pirate, thief and killer.
Now he was resting with his eyes closed and his legs raised on the deck of the Greenock Road. This
was his vessel and it carried the name of the town that was etched on
his heart - and soon the ship would have a new worthy cargo, a
passenger, a man by the name of Archibald Campbell known to world as the
Earl of Argyll. The Earl’s family would pay very handsomely, very
handsomely indeed to have their own rascal returned in one piece.
BOOM!
There was a shot across the bow of the Greenock Road and
then another which hit the stern, knocking Kidd flying back and sending
wood splinters into the eyes of those close. He crawled to the edge and
tried to look through his eye-piece but there was too much smoke. His
first thoughts were of the excise men but then he saw the flag, it was
the dogs who normally lay off of Tobermory and their ship, the Black Death.
“We’re trapped Cap’n, there’s them at our stern and that monster over there.” One-eyed Harry always saw the worst of things.
One-eyed
was right ‘though, there were only two ways out of this. He couldn’t
outrun the larger vessel but maybe, with the luck of the devil, he could
find a passage through the monster called Corryvreckan. That would
allow them to take shelter in a small cove at the back of the isle of
Scarba and let their troubles pass.
Corryvreckan
was said to be the largest whirlpool in the known world and everyone
could tell you bad stories about the place. With the seas being at a
flood tide, he could hear the roar even now and they were at least a
half hour’s sail from the eye. The waves spread out like a web and could
easily reach up to thirty feet or more. This was going to be a ride
that would see them safely home or take every last one of them to hell.
When times were hard, which they always seemed to be these days, Kidd had raided the Black Death
on more than one occasion. He’d wait until many of its crew were ashore
and then his gang would steal whatever they could. He’d thought about
taking the Black Death itself but he didn’t have the men to get it safely away.
It
meant that if they caught him it wouldn’t just be death, it would be a
long slow agonising one for him and his crew - this made the dangerous
transit through Corryvreckan the more attractive option.
Kidd
lived by one philosophy and that was, he knew he had the ability to do
anything. He did it and he succeeded. If you thought of failure you were
half way there as his father, the old minister, used to tell him every
day of his early life. So he was going to take his ship through the
Corryvreckan at flood tide and he was going to survive.
Those on the Black Death knew
these waters just as well as Kidd and perhaps even better, but Kidd was
certain that they had not sailed the Corry’ at flood otherwise he would
have heard of it – and what would be the point? All you had to do was
wait for slack water and pass safely through but there was not enough
time for that, so he had to gamble on the fact they wouldn’t follow
him.
He sailed the Greenock Road
around to the east towards the isle of Jura as this avoided the
Pinnacle, a rock-stack that lay just below the surface and one of the
reasons for the Corry's existence.
Looking over the stern, Kidd could see that the Black Death
was gaining on him and despite the turbulence in the water the larger
ship fired another cannonball which luckily only hit a corner. There
wasn’t much damage but old Master Curry, the lookout, was now heading
for the bottom of the sea.
“They can’t follow us through here. They will not follow us.” Kidd shouted to the men.
Tweeky Adams shouted back “I don’t think they can hear you Cap’n. Look”
Sure
enough they were coming up fast and the waves were growing in size, it
looked like neither ship was going to make it. Then one of the sea gods
whispered in Kidd’s ear and a smile lit up his face.
“About. Hard about”
“If
we go through the Corry’ on this heading we’ll capsize anyway” cried
Kidd through the increasing maelstrom and yet he was still smiling – he
was loving this. So about turn they did, causing the Greenock Road to sweep out towards Jura. The Black Death however, being a large vessel, shot past with a very surprised crew all staring at that last manoeuvre of Kidd’s.
“How, in all that's God given, did he do that?” shouted Hair-lip Hansa who was hanging upside down from the poop deck of the Death.
That was the final sighting of the Black Death as
it disappeared into the whirlpool and into folklore. Songs would be
sung and stories would be told of the ghostly figures who haunted the
Corryvreckan.
Kidd was just happy but not surprised to have escaped once again.
They
waited until slack water to see if there were any survivors but not
even a stick of wood floated to the top, the vessel must have sunk
without trace and in doing so taking all hands.
Kidd
had a smile to himself then ordered the men to set sail for Saint
Agnes’ Bay, a small inlet to the south of Inveraray on Loch Fyne.
They
could wait there for the Earl’s ship, the one taking him to Edinburgh
by a route around the top of Scotland. This sea trip was safer for the
Earl than taking the coach and horses through Glen Douglas and down the
Rest-and-be-thankful where bandits lay in wait for any, and all,
well-healed traveller. Very few ever made it to Arrochar alive.
Both
Kidd and Samson, the blackest of the dogs and the Cap’n and leader of
the Tobermory gang had played a waiting game with the Earl. They had
both steered well clear of attacking the ship, as each time they did so
the military on board would have doubled. So to let the Earl think that
he had safe passage was to have the opposite effect. The Earl had fewer
men on board each trip, leaving him wide open for that one attack, the
one that Kidd planned to carry out today.
Kidd had another Greenock lad working in the kitchens of Inveraray castle who knew by the food he was being asked to prepare, that a voyage by the Earl was imminent. The Greenock Road had to be moving at speed to attack the Earl’s ship so it needed advance warning of the movements.
Kidd had another Greenock lad working in the kitchens of Inveraray castle who knew by the food he was being asked to prepare, that a voyage by the Earl was imminent. The Greenock Road had to be moving at speed to attack the Earl’s ship so it needed advance warning of the movements.
Kidd
and the kitchen boy had rehearsed their moves several times, each time
Kidd would let the Earl’s ship pass safely. Kidd has several pigeons on
board, some for eating and some had been trained to fly to the castle by
the Earl’s staff. They were used to send messages back to Inveraray as
the ship sailed around the coast. The kitchen boy had stolen some of
them and they had been passed on to Kidd.
When
Kidd was sitting in St. Agnes’ Bay he would place a small blue ring
around one of the pigeon’s leg then release it. The boy would always
watch for pigeons returning, if one had a blue ring, he knew that Kidd
was waiting.
When the Earl’s ship, the Queen Margaret, was
ready to set sail, the boy would get his father to fire a shot high
above the woods of Loch Fyne. It could be heard way over towards St
Agnes’ Bay. No one had ever put the shot and the ship’s departure
together as nothing ever happened.
This time they were ready, the Greenock Road had a full set of sails and was heading off down Loch Fyne, all the time gathering useful knots. The Queen Margaret rounded the rocky head just as Greenock Road’s one cannon fired on her, then came along side.
It was a quick and clever manoeuvre from Kidd that found the crew of the Margaret completely
overwhelmed. The pirates boarded the ship and the Earl was tied and
stowed within thirty minutes. The few military men who were on the
vessel were either put to the sword or thrown overboard. Normally Kidd
did this on the high seas when there was nowhere for them to swim to but
the speed and success of this kidnap had pleased him, he was willing to
let some of them go.
The
plan was to take the Earl to a small island near Rum and hold up there a
few days, word would be sent back to the mainland regarding the ransom.
When the crew had taken what they needed from the Queen Margaret it was set ablaze, mainly to let the good folks of Argyll know what had just taken place.
The
Earl and Kidd dined together that evening and found each other’s
company agreeable. Kidd even mentioned that in another life the two of
them might have become friends. They drank to that point several times
and to a few more besides.
When
the Earl, who insisted that Kidd call him Archibald, finally collapsed
at the table, the Captain went above to take in some sea air and think
about things.For instance, he knew that someday soon he would spread his
young wings and head for a far flung place like New York City - stolen
from the Dutch by the English and most definitely a place he could own,
but until then the waters of the West were his hunting ground.
Was
that a flicker of light he could see on the Port side? It looked almost
like a ship. The sky went dark once more and although he was usually
sharp eyed he felt the brandy had perhaps taken its toll.
But
there it was again but this time he could see it wasn’t a ship, it was
where they were headed in fact. It was the little village of Cancarn a
pirate haven especially as far Captain William Kidd was concerned, they
loved him there but now the place was ablaze.
The
Captain called for all hands on deck, the sooner they made Cancarn, the
sooner they could save what was left of it, that included his woman,
Isabel, a bonnie lass of sixteen.
By
the time they berthed and headed for shore the sun was already up and
they could see that the town was now only a shell, there was smoke
rising everywhere.
Cancarn was a ruin.
When
they landed One-eyed Harry ran ahead for he too had a woman in port,
Rose. She was the sister of Isabel and both sisters lived at the village
pub.
There
wasn’t much left of the place and in what was once the corner of the
bar was Old Jake, now a shrivelled frightened old man.
Kidd
had left the Earl back on the ship with most of his crew on the slim
chance that this was a trap. Although he was sure that the King’s men
could not have heard the news about what had happened at Inveraray and
then crossed here so fast. No, this was the work of someone else.
And his question was answered when One-eyed Harry carried Old Jake back.
“He says this were all Samson’s doing with the help of those on the Black Death.”
“He’s sure it was the Black Death?”
“Swears his life on it, and they’ve taken the women – all of them – you’ll get them back when he gets the Earl.”
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